If God had text messaged the 10 Commandments:
- no1 b4 me. srsly.
- dnt wrshp pix/idols
- no omg’s
- no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
- pos ok – ur m&d r cool
- dnt kill ppl
- :-X only w/ m8
- dnt steal
- dnt lie re: bf
- dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.
ttyl, JHWH.ps. wwjd?
(hat tip: McSweeney via ChurchCrunch)
srsly!
Reading that hurt my brain meats.
This one's the funnies post about the 10 commandments I have read, EVER!