Yeah, he’s fine. Here’s the message he left you.
Hey, while you were out, Emperor Constantine called.
Yeah, you can find it in the “Let’s not be too obvious about the relationship between colonialism, imperialism, war, genocide of the Native Americans, and Christianity” department.
(BTW: I’m totally stoked that “Empire” on Zemanta links first and foremost to “Galactic Empire (Star Wars)”.