Rule # 12 from the official book of officiating weddings (clergy memorize it upon ordination…yeah) is “stick with the bride at all costs.” It is similar to a ship captain’s “go down with the ship.”
Here’s an example of the rule:
The classiest part is that the priest keeps the bible dry. That takes talent!
Seriously funny stuff! Ranks right up there with a dog growling at me during communion!
I’m sorry, but I think that’s a mock-up. The priest is giving the vows from memory? I dunno….