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Bacon for Breakfast

Here at HX.net, we are often looking for the perfect hack, for the convergence of many streams of ingenuity and creativity to form a perfect method of doing things.

Friends: the perfect hack has been found. This is brilliant

Wake n’ Bacon alarm clock is different from your average variety clock in that it doesn’t use sound or harsh vibration to arouse a weary sleeper. Rather, the unit cooks a slice of bacon for you to fill your bedroom with the smell of breakfast.The way it works is that a person puts a slice of frozen bacon into the tray of the clock before going to bed. In the morning, the alarm clock then activates ten minutes before the alarm time and turns on two halogen lamps which slowly cook the bacon. Ten minutes later you are supposed to wake with the delicious smell of cooked pork in your bedroom. If that doesn’t do the the trick, then a backup alarm sounds to wake the individual.

Yes, this is perfection.

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Written by:
Rev. Jeremy Smith
Published on:
August 4, 2008
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Categories: Humor, Internets

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  1. A united method

    August 4, 2008 at 10:26 am

    there is a God!!!

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