Calvinists confuse God with Megatron

Theologically Humorous Video

This video starts with text-only but at the 2 minute mark they start their conversation. In a humorous way, it talks about the folly of limited atonement and how Calvinism adds to the biblical texts their own theological conclusions that are not scripturally supported. (via Chad Holtz)

The next to last line is magic: ”This teaching will last forever especially on internet message boards where five-point Calvinist grad students will fire off condescending 4000-word responses to seventh grade Methodist girls who just wanted to to say how much they enjoyed their youth group lock-in.”

But the last line is win: “I’m a Calvinist; I’m certain about everything. Except if Jesus died for me.”

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