Sports Fans? [humor]
Seriously, how do you take these people seriously? Seriously.
- Sports fans?
- Lesbians and Homosexuals are different?
- Where the heck is Adultery? You know…the one mentioned in the Ten Commandments??!
(thanks PZ)
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Rev. Jeremy Smith
Musings from a United Methodist Pastor who is also a technology nerd. It's funny how often the two intertwine.
Hacking Christianity began in March 2008 and since then has been highlighted on NPR, UMC.org, and the UM Reporter.
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From the Internets- From the Methoblogs
I like the “hypocrites” one! I hope no one supporting that group ever sins
Evolutionists? Seriously?
If these are God’s most wanted, then who are the people who God is not interested in? God must not want sinless people; or maybe God knows they don’t exist.
Murderers? Rapists? Aparently those are okay.
Is this list supposed to be in a particular order? Are we working up in terms of badness? Are, for example, masturbators worse than child molesters? Maybe the worst sins are listed first, in which case those drunkards are so much more destined for eternal flames than the whoremongers. Wow, so much confusion. Boy are we missing the point of faith!
Hey. Sports fans are dangerous. Have you ever seen as soccer game outside the US?
Dang. Now I find those Cubs tickets I bought aren’t just for entry to a game… they’re also good for my admission to hell.
But I think I remember hearing that there’s a way for us to be restored to God. Something some Jewish guy said about loving people and seeking God. Wonder if the sign holders know what I’m talking about…