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I could sing of your love on Sundays [video]

Praise and Wrongly-Directed Worship Songs

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Humor, Video, worship.hack | September 6, 2011

It’s no secret to readers of this blog and my clergy colleagues that I really don’t like contemporary praise and worship music. But I do appreciate self-deprecating humor and ones that point out the tendency of praise music to praise one’s self or become performance rather than praise.

So here’s a video for you that if you know any P&W songs, or if you avoid P&W songs, you will totally get.

(h/t Missy Meyers on Facebook)

Hilarious!

This is a parody performance of some contemporary worship songs. Here’s the basic titles of the parodies so you can see which of your favorite worship songs they are satirizing.

  • I could sing of your love on Sundays.
  • I surrender some.
  • I stand amazed at my hairdo.
  • How Great is This Song.
  • Savior, I don’t need a Savior. I’m busy livin’ my life.
  • I sung this song for years. And I just go, go through the motions.
  • I exalt me.
Thoughts?

Jesus is my Friend [Video]

Happy Friday!

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Humor | September 2, 2011

We’ve got a TON of content coming down the pipe for next week. Be sure to watch this blog and come back next week.

In the meantime, this is my favorite video of today (from a friend on facebook)

Zap!!!

Second Badge of Honor

*scream heard in the night*

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Off-Topic, UMC | July 14, 2011

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As you may recall, my first badge of honor was when the IRD started following me on twitter, which was after Mark Driscoll and Rick Warren did the same. I was amused at the IRD’s clear interest in my star-wars blog posts.

Then, today, I receive my second badge of honor.

Oh yeah, that’s right: the big guy himself, the main agent in charge of UMC destabilization…Mark Tooley.

Hilarious. Now, I’ve met Mr. Tooley twice: once when he covered an event at my alma mater for the IRD, and once in line for coffee at General Conference. I didn’t get the ominous feeling from him like Luke Skywalker by the Dagobah cave or Harry Potter next to a dementor. Maybe it’s all hype. Or, from the look at his twitter feed, all self-aggrandizement.

Ah well. I’ll claim it as a badge of honor anyway, and keep doing what I’m doing, because apparently I’m attracting the attention of all the wrong people. Rock on.

Consumerist Church of the Sacred Demographics [humor]

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Humor | July 11, 2011

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I know you are supposed to put a humorous epitaph here…but when I see this graphic, all I can think about is the Call to Action report in the UMC that calls churches to offer diverse worship services. Even, I would say, those styles of worship that are not indigenous to the churches. Perhaps this is what our church billboards will look like someday when we rely on shotgun marketing rather than focusing on what we do best (John Meunier has a recent blog post that encapsulates this).

Although…Holy Spirit Freestyle sounds amazing and maybe every church should try it out!

(hat tip: Elizabeth B. on Facebook)

[Photo Credit "Consumerist Church" on SacredSandwich.com]
 

George Lucas Strikes Back

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Star Wars | June 2, 2011

C’mon, it’s the day after a long church conference, can’t a guy post a clever Star Wars video? Thanks.

This is a parody trailer for a movie imagining that George Lucas was actually kidnapped and replaced before the awful prequels…and now is fighting his way back. Has lots of great classic movie references (ie. Shawshank Redemption).

(h/t Arthur on Facebook)

Jesus on a Unicorn

Picture of the Day

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Humor | May 26, 2011

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Forget the donkey.  Unicorns are WAAAAY better.

(h/t Tumblr)

Mutants v. Dispensationalists

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Humor | May 20, 2011

Hilarious for theology and comic-book nerds. The 2:00 minute mark made me LOL embarrassingly loud.

“Why are your pants wet?”

(via Chad Holtz)

May the Fourth Be With You Always

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Star Wars | May 4, 2011

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(cue United Methodist response: “And Also With You.”)

Took Jesus 3 Days To Respawn

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Humor, Nerd Gospel | April 18, 2011

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Caption reads: “Got Bad Lag? Me Too. Took me 3 days to respawn”

Surely there is at least one other gamer out there who reads this blog and gets it. Gimme a shout-out so I know I’m not alone…

I know, not theologically correct given resuscitation v. resurrection and how Jesus was/wasn’t resurrected back into his physical body. But still funny. It’s Monday.

Zynga & the Episcopalians announces Churchyville

Social Networking Initiative

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Humor | April 1, 2011

Social networking initiative

Zyngla and the Episcopal Church today announced the launch of Churchyville, a new social game allowing anyone, anywhere to create the diocese of their dreams from scratch. Available in beta in the coming weeks, Churchyville has features that allow players to build a cathedral, plant churches, and create governance resolutions with the help of their friends. To build a thriving diocese, players have to balance the theological and political concerns of characters in the game with the needs of the wider church, all within a beautifully rendered landscape.

Churchyville is where Farmville meets the Book of Common Prayer,” said Kelly O’Saughnessy, designer of Churchyville. “We are thrilled to bring the our most social-justice oriented game to date. Instead of farming or being involved in organized crime, you’re helping find fair-trade coffee for your neighbors.”

As the “bishop,” a player must guide his or her diocese to become a bustling community of faith, finding places to plant churches and receiving in-game advice from his or her suffragan bishop. Churchyville game features include:

Church planting!
Build churches from the ground up! Once the land is secured, find materials for the building. Keep your congregants busy with mission activities and involved in their communities by creating socially responsible businesses. Build homes for your families, and earn more money for your church by creating special events and appeals that will make parishioners more inclined to fill the collection plate.

Run Your Diocese!
A happy diocese is a lucrative diocese!

Your people!
Dozens of laypeople and clergy will be available in the platform, representing a wide range of theological and political orientations.

The wider Communion!
Love thy neighbor. Visit your neighbors’ dioceses to help them secure more items, including collectibles. Be a good buddy by helping friends accelerate church growth, sharing your extra church supplies, etc. and construct churches faster. Send gifts such as stained glass windows, flowers on the altar, hymnals. The more you participate, the more experience you’ll get, which in turn allows you to expand your holdings and give more gifts.

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(Note: I was incredibly frustrated when my friend Joseph posted this as this was exactly what I was working on for today’s April post. Argh. Oh well. Well played, Episcopal Church…well played)

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