Consumerist Church of the Sacred Demographics [humor]

I know you are supposed to put a humorous epitaph here…but when I see this graphic, all I can think about is the Call to Action report in the UMC that calls churches to offer diverse worship services. Even, I would say, those styles of worship that are not indigenous to the churches. Perhaps this is what our church billboards will look like someday when we rely on shotgun marketing rather than focusing on what we do best (John Meunier has a recent blog post that encapsulates this).

Although…Holy Spirit Freestyle sounds amazing and maybe every church should try it out!

(hat tip: Elizabeth B. on Facebook)

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