Merry Christmas! But in our legalistic culture, here’s a disclaimer for this wish:
Article I: The use of the expression “Merry Christmas” and its synonyms on this blog (henceforth referred to in this document simply as “Merry Christmas”) is not to be construed as a declaration of war, whether real or metaphorical.
Article VI: The use of “Merry Christmas” on or around December 25th is not to be understood to imply that the birth of Jesus occurred on or around that date.
Article IX: “Merry Christmas” is not to be contrued as a contractual guarantee (or otherwise creating a binding legal agreement between the author of this blog and its readers) that Christmas (on whatever date it is celebrated) will in fact be merry.
Read the full post at Exploring Our Matrix for more. Hilarious!
Merry Christmas anyways!